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astro-news: How to Make Your Earth Sign Happy
- Maintain a comfy home filled with lots of soft things, tasty things, pretty things, and things that will entertain and delight your Earth Sign
- Admire their ability to DISCERN and make judgments about people. Deep down, they love to talk crap about everybody
- Avoid uprooting their insecurities. You won’t know what they are, because they won’t talk about them, so you’ll just have to KNOW what their insecurities are.
- If you do, it may churn waters that will NEVER EVER AGAIN calm. Your secretly sensitive Earth Sign may only have a couple things that ENRAGE them, but if you go there, THEY’LL go there and then you’ll all be REALLY SAD you went there.
- If you possess more curiosity than foresight, poke at your steady Earth Sign for a while until they get quiet, smoke starts pouring our of their nostrils, and they COMPLETELY lose their $#!t. Then at least you’ll KNOW what the buttons are, so you can either push them AGAIN later or avoid those buttons entirely. However you roll.
- Encourage them to sing or tell stories — they probably have a very memorable voice that they like to share
- If you have a bone to pick with your Earth Sign, make sure you bring an arsenal of charts, graphs, and hard data. This will appeal to their concrete sense of cause and effect, action and outcome, and they’ll be more likely to listen to you and then promptly REFUSE to be told what to do
(Source: realastrology)
astro-news: Having sex with an earth sign: TAURUS. VIRGO. CAPRICORN.
Having sex with an earth sign: TAURUS. VIRGO. CAPRICORN.
TAURUS: Taurus people love commitments. The are less likely to have sex with out strings attached. This is because they are obsessive people. They take sex seriously and sex becomes even a spiritual thing for them. They like being pampered and will love a tease and even a dance to get them turned on first. They love getting hickeys, their neck is a very sexual zone in their body for these people. After foreplay that’s when they like to start having sex. They want sex to be pampering for them but also like the control, so you will share the work pretty equally.
VIRGO: Virgos are the most misunderstood in having sex. They are seen as very innocent people, having their sign being a virgin. They love commitments, they won’t have sex with just any random person, no matter how tempting. They are misunderstood because when they are in a relationship with some one they are all but prude. Their partner will laugh if they ever hear some one calling them that. Virgos love to have sex, they love to tease and watch their partners face. Pleasing their partner is their priority, having sex with a virgo is very memorable.
CAPRICORN: These people are very serious about sex. It is a very thought out process for them. They will probably text you or talk to you a lot about it before you guys do it. They want to know what you like before, so it can be perfect. They love to laugh, and might even make a few sexy jokes here and there, to feel more relaxed. They need sex to be a very private thing for them. You’ll never find a capricorn hooking up or anything at all in public. If you ever tell anyone about your experience with a cap, they will hate you for that, and probably will never talk to you again.
(Source: astrologykath)
astro-news: The Signs Depressed
The Signs Depressed
Capricorn: Capricorn will isolate themselves and get super defensive. They might even be in denial that anything is wrong until they hit rock bottom. Capricorn is prone to depression.
Aquarius: Aquarius will be very short with everyone and they will randomly snap at loved ones for no apparent reason.
Pisces: Pisces will sometimes go into a complete delusional state. Anyone who disagrees with them just “doesn’t understand.”
Aries:Aries will get aggressive and will snap pretty much unprovoked. Aries will want to be around people, but people wont want to be around them.
Taurus: Taurus will project their depression into others and try to take care of them.
Gemini: Gemini will just try to stay busy until it passes.
Cancer: Cancer never underestimates the importance of comfort food, a good cry, and the support of friends and family.
Leo: Leo will have a pity party. Maybe literally. They’ll just throw a big party to cheer themselves up.
Virgo: Virgo will convince themselves that their feelings are irrational and try not to think about it too much.
Libra: Libra will try to be around people as much as they can and get out their house. A change of scenery or a beautiful experience is usually the solution for Libras.
Scorpio: Scorpio will purposely immerse themselves in their negativity until it destroys them, so that they can learn from the experience and return stronger.
Sagittarius: Sag will never tell you they are upset. They will find little ways to cheer up, and they wont dwell on sadness for long.
(Source: zodiacgeek)
